Okay, so I have a whole "I'm back" post in the process, but this is going to have to supersede it for the time being.
I love looking at the search terms that lead people to my site. My current favorite?
"shut up bitch in vietnamese"
Other gems from the past include:
"awesome shit to pinterest"
"parsnip soup gives me shits"
"mini kirsch pelican" [WTF?]
I feel like I've really created something amazing here.