Oh, you were looking for THAT?

Okay, so I have a whole "I'm back" post in the process, but this is going to have to supersede it for the time being. 

I love looking at the search terms that lead people to my site. My current favorite?

"shut up bitch in vietnamese"

Other gems from the past include:

"awesome shit to pinterest"

"parsnip soup gives me shits"

"mini kirsch pelican" [WTF?]

I feel like I've really created something amazing here.