The search traffic delights just keep rollin' in.
"my packing and moving bitch"
This one I kind of get. I say 'bitch' a lot and I am talking about moving a little. But what was one searching for that they hoped to find using that phrase? I imagine a weird bondage-themed moving company. Maybe that's just me.
"little girl diva birthday parties"
This one I do not get. There's not much I hate more passionately (okay, that's a lie - I hate a lot of things) than parents who think of their daughters as "divas." Note: if you are one of these parents, it's likely that your kid is a screeching mess of a brat and no one likes her. And birthday parties where little girls do adult things like wear bikinis and have their makeup done and drink mocktails just make my heart sad. They should have birthday parties like I did - you invite a bunch of girls who only partially like you and at least two of them get in a fight and you basically try to spend the whole time making the party even a little about you, which is hard because you have frizzy hair and glasses. Sounds way better, right?
"alf buharlı temizleyici"
Let's end on a way more awesome note. The thing that makes this one so delightful is that it has led SEVEN people here. Seven Turkish people, specifically. They are searching for what appears to be a brand of totally bad-ass steam cleaners and are instead finding a picture of a 12-year-old me wearing a "Rockin' Alf" t-shirt. I can smell their disappointment from halfway around the world.